Sunday, 3 June 2012

SEN MIRIAM DEFENSOR SANTIAGO'S TARAY PICK UP LINES

Now that almost everyone's
completely over with a thing called trial,
here's an ice breaker.
Laugh Trip Coming Up!


1. Hindi ko sinasabing maganda ako, ang sinasabi ko lang pangit ka!
(talaga naman!)


2. When someone told me “ang ganda mo” ... I answered “sana ikaw rin”
(spell malditang palaka?)


3. In a swimming pool:
Classmate 1 – I’m sure lulutang ka
Classmate 2 – Bakit dahil payat ako?
Classmate 1 – Hindi, dahil plastic ka.
(maraming makaka-gamit ng line na to!)


4. Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lang naman ang laman ng utak ko.
(hmm, nga naman!)


5. Sana magkasama tayo sa pila para pag may sumigaw ng “next”
at hindi mo narinig tatanungin mo na agad ako kung “Tayo na ba?”
(ayy! bumenta sa 'kin ito!)

Winner. That's just half of it.
Go and take a look at #8. LMAO.


6. Ako na ang magbabayad ng tuition fee mo, pag aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.
(Shucks ibang level ng love ito)


7. Pangalan mo palang kinikilig na ako, paano pa kaya kung magka apelyido na tayo?
(Haha - pwede!)


8. Ang pag ibig ay parang ketchup, matamis pero maraming nakikisawsaw.
(Ketchup talaga! Di ba pwedeng Mang Tomas?!)


9. Straw ka ba? Kasi sipsip ka na, plastic ka pa.
(Naku, if you're in a b*tch mode, this comes in handy!)

Pardon me for posting. I just wanna share the it's more FUN vibe!
Credit : Pinoy Text Messages Quotes and Jokes (click HERE).
Taray ni Madam di ba? :) -CMK
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